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Happy Birthday Zadie
At his 103rd birthday party, the Rubenstein family gathered around Zadie Hymie for cake and words of wisdom.
“So Zadie,” asked little Stevie inappropriately, “Are you going to be around for your 104th Birthday party”?
"I certainly will," Zadie replied.
“How can you be so sure?” Stevie asked.
“Well,” Zadie replied, “Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
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