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The Fighting Applebaums

May 8, 2014 | by

Little Moishie and Yankie Applebaum, aged five and three, fight too much for their parents liking. One afternoon, their mother sent them to their rooms yet again for fighting. After a few minutes Mrs. Applebaum called the boys out and asked if they’d learned their lessons.

“Yes,” said Moishie the elder. "I'm never going to bother Yankie again!"

Yankie thought for a moment, looked at his brother and said, “Are you moving somewhere?"

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