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Guess Who’s Coming for Dinner

March 15, 2012 | by

"Honey," said David to his wife Rebecca, "I invited a friend home for supper. I hope that’s OK."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I haven’t even cooked anything yet!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper? Now I have to get to start cleaning and cooking. "

"Exactly. The house is a pig sty and I haven’t had a good home cooked meal in weeks. Thanks!”

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