Chaim, Yankel & Pastrami

Chaim walked into Izzy’s Deli and saw his friend Yankel sitting there eating a pastrami sandwich, so Chaim pulled up a chair.

“Oy, Chaim, I am in such a terrible state,” confided Yankel. “I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!”

“I’m glad to hear that” answered Chaim. “I was afraid you might have an idea you could borrow it from me!”