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January 13, 2013 | by

Chaim Epstein gingerly walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store “I would like to buy my wife a pretty pink scarf.”

“How cute” exclaimed the sales lady. “Sounds like it’s going to be a great surprise.”

“It sure is!” said Chaim. “She’s expecting a new car!”


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