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Missing Husband

November 18, 2012 | by

Sally Epstein went to the police station with her friend Channah to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. Sally said, "He's 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

Channah looked at Sally, shocked, and protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 8 inches, overweight, bald, has a temper, and is mean to your children."

Sally replied, "You think I want HIM back?"

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