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Running Man

November 8, 2012 | by

88 year old Morris Epstein is sitting on a park bench, crying. Finally a jogger sees Morris sobbing and stops. ‘‘What’s wrong?’’ he asks.

‘‘My wife of 48 years died, and I was very lonely,” replies Morris. “I went on JDate and met a younger woman. We liked each other so much we got married -- she’s attractive, she’s funny, she takes care of me, and almost every night she makes me the most delicious tapioca pudding.’’

The jogger says, ‘‘Well that’s a wonderful story. Why are you crying?’’

Morris replies, ‘‘Because I can’t remember where I live!’’

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