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What’s Cooking?

July 14, 2011 | by Aish.com

Izzie calls his mother and announces excitedly that he just met the woman of his dreams.

“Ma, now what should I do?”

His mother has an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to our place for a home-cooked meal?"

Izzie thinks this is a great idea and arranges a date for a week later. The day of the big date, Izzie’s mom hides in the basement, and as soon as young Rebecca leaves, Izzie’s mother comes upstairs to see how things had gone.

“Nu, how was it?”

"Ma, the evening was a disaster," he moans.

"Why?" asks his mother.

"She refused to cook."




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