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Up, Up and Delay

November 17, 2010 | by Aish.com

An El Al jetliner abruptly stopped on the tarmac at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv, turned around and returned to the gate. After a lengthy delay, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant.

“So why such a long delay?” asked the passenger.

“It took us a while to find a new pilot."




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