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Dovid and Shlomo are older students at the Yeshiva and they decided that they were fed up with living in the dorms with the lousy Yeshiva food. So they decided to rent an apartment and cook food for themselves.
"Did you get us a cook book? Dovid asked.
“I did, but I don’t like it,” Shlomo replied.
"Why, are the recipes too hard?" asked Dovid.
"Exactly!” Shlomo replied. “Every recipe begins the same way, 'Take a clean dish and...'"