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Moishe the Tailor was dismayed when a new tailor, Jim the Tailor opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
Moishe was horrified when another competitor, John the Tailor opened up on his right, and announced his arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
Moishe was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read...
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