The First Pancake
Talia Rosenberg, a young mother was preparing breakfast for her two young sons Moishie and Shmueli, 5 and 3 years old respectively. They were arguing over who would get the first pancake.
Talia, trying to instill good morals in her sons, asked them to think about their saintly rabbi, Rabbi Felder and asked, “What do you think Rabbi Felder would do in this instance? I think he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake.’”
Moishie quickly turned to Shmueli and said, "You be Rabbi Felder."