The Rabbi’s Ride

The Chief Rabbi of Israel was being driven on a tour of some kibbutzim in the north of Israel. Having never driven a limo, he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a while. Since the chauffeur really doesn't have much of a choice, he climbs in the back of the limo and the Chief Rabbi takes the wheel.

The Chief Rabbi starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 MPH, and suddenly he sees the red & blue lights of the police. The Chief Rabbi pulls over and the officer comes to his window.

The officer, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in." The officer calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.

"Is it a famous person?" asks the chief.

"No sir!" replies the officer, "This guy's more important."

"Is it a Member of Knesset?" asks the chief.

"No! Even more important!" replies the officer. "Is it the Prime Minister??? asks the chief.

"No! Even more important!" replies the officer.

"Well WHO IS IT?" screams the chief.

"I don't know," replies the officer, "but he's got the Chief Rabbi as his chauffeur!"