Forget Me Not

Three older ladies at the Boca Vista retirement complex were talking about the challenges of getting older. Chaya Shulman said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a corned beef sandwich."

Rivkah Alterman chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember if I was on my way up or on my way down."

Sarah Shpeilman said, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table. "Oh!" she exclaimed. "That must be the door – I'll get it!"