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Don’t Forget the Ice Cream

December 29, 2016 | by

Morty and Miriam Rosenberg , an elderly couple living in a Florida retirement community were watching television one evening. Miriam said, "I am going to get a dish of ice cream now." Kindly, Morty offered to get the ice cream for his wife. "I'll write it down so you don't forget," Miriam said.

"I won't forget," the Morty said.

"But I want chocolate syrup and nuts on it, so I'll write it down," Miriam replied.

"I will get you the ice cream. Don't you worry," Morty replied.

A few minutes later, Morty returned with gefilte fish and herring. Miriam said, "See, I should have written it down because you forgot the kugel."

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