The Air Up There

Dudu Epstein is the famous (or infamous) weatherman on Israel's Chanel Two. One day he boards the number 23 bus heading for Jerusalem. Recognizing him, one of the follow passengers walks up to him and tries to hand him a cell phone. "Dudu," says the man, "I think this is yours."

Looking at the phone quizzically, Dudu asks, "And why do you think so?”

“Because it says 20 missed calls!”