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Chaim Yankel, one of the less intelligent residents of the famed city of Chelm walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a burger, fries and a Diet Coke."
The man behind the counter says, "This is a library!"
"Oy, how silly of me." says Chaim Yankel. Then he whispers, "I'd like a burger, fries and a Diet Coke..."