We Were the Lucky Ones
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Moishe was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife Miriam was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Moishe got up early and left for work. When Miriam woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a medium-sized gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Miriam put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Moishe have been scheduled for Friday.
