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Skinning a Cat

July 1, 2010 | by

Rebecca Samuels, a precocious young girl, came back from her first day of school. She marched straight up to her father and says, "I'm never going to school again."

“Why,” asks her father.

“Because my teacher said 5+5=10, 6+4=10, 7+3=10 ,8+2=10, and that 9+1=10!"

“So,” says her father.

Rebecca screams, "SO SHE NEEDS TO MAKE UP HER MIND!!!"

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