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Coffee in Bed

April 22, 2010 | by

Little Sammy Kravitz surprised his Bubbie one morning by bringing her a cup of coffee in bed. He had made it all by himself and was so proud. He waited eagerly to hear her verdict on the quality of the coffee.

Bubbie Kravitz had truly never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee. The first few sips just about did her in, but she praised her grandson, told him it was wonderful, and drank it all anyway. As she forced down the last sip, she noticed three little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"

Sammy replied, "You know, Bubbie, it's like on TV: 'The best part of waking up... is soldiers in your cup.'"

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