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Kicking the Habit

October 11, 2009 | by Aish.com

A couple of hours into Sarah’s visit with her mother Sadie, Sadie noticed that her daughter – a chain smoker - hadn't lit up a cigarette once. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" Sadie asked.

"No," Sarah replied, "I've got a cold and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," Sadie observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."




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