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Walking Out

December 20, 2020 | by

"I hope you didn't take it personally, rabbi," an embarrassed Mrs. Rothman said after Shabbat morning service, "when my husband Morty walked out during your sermon."

"I did find it rather disconcerting," the rabbi replied.

"It's not a reflection on you, rabbi," insisted Mrs. Rothman. "Morty has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."

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