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So Kool

November 29, 2020 | by

It was Friday afternoon and Moishe came home from work to get ready for Shabbat. He noticed that much of the food had yet to be cooked so instead of waiting for Miriam, he decided to take the initiative and roll up his sleeves and get to work. First, he was going to make the salad. He searched high and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally found it in the refrigerator, but it was half full of Kool Aid.

"Who on earth put Kool Aid in a bowl?" wondered Moishe.

He looked around and found some empty pop bottles, rinsed them out and using a funnel, transferred the Kool Aid to the pop bottles and returned them to the fridge. He then made the salad and started the rest of the dinner.

Later, Miriam came home. She had been to the store to get some last minute groceries and was putting some things in the fridge, when suddenly she asked Moishe, "Who on earth put my Jello in pop bottles?"

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