What Women Want.
At Bubbie’s Deli, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect man to some of her friends. "The man I marry has to be a real star. He should be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
The owner of Bubbie’s Deli who everyone just called “Bubbie” leaned over and said, "Sweetheart, if that's what you want, get a TV!"