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Morah Sarah, a kindergarten teacher, handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
Morah Sarah told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, Moishie Applebaum, who always does things HIS way, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, Morah Sarah asked him: "Moishie, how many times have you seen a red duck?"
Little Moishie replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."