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The Scale Doesn’t Lie

June 14, 2020 | by

Like many of us, Moishe was putting on weight during coronavirus. One morning, he got on the bathroom scale, pulling in his ample stomach.

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, his wife Miriam quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, Moishe."

"Sure it does," Moishe said. "How else can I see the numbers?"

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