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Coronavirus is for the Dogs

April 26, 2020 | by

Moishe and Miriam were sitting inside the house, again. Another day in Coronavirus lock down. Moishe turns to Miriam and says, “Thanks to Coronavirus there’s no difference between me and our dog Nudnik.”

“Really Moishe,” Miriam asks. “How so?”

“Well I roam the house all day looking for food. I’m told ‘no’ if I get too close to strangers. And I get really excited about car rides.”

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