The Grocery Store Says Thank You

Shloimie Mandel, the owner of Kosher City, a local grocery store reached out to one of his larger volume customers after Passover. "Thank you, Mr. Markewitz, for shopping at my store. I wish I had twenty customers like you."

"Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Mr. Markewitz. "You know that I argue every bill and always return a bunch of items."

Mandel replied, "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have hundreds!"