Stairway to Scheiner

Old Mrs. Scheiner was a tough lady who liked to walk wherever she could. But one day descending the stairs of her third floor apartment she, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked old Mrs. Scheiner. "Yes," he replied.

"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm tired of shimmying up and down that drainpipe every day!"