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Is there Baseball in Heaven?

December 22, 2019 | by Aish.com

Berel and Schmerel, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their team's game. They promised each other whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come to the other in a dream and tell him if there is baseball in heaven.

One day, Berel died. Schmerel went to sleep every night waiting for Berel to come to him in a dream. Finally Berel did.

He said to Schmerel, "I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There IS baseball in heaven."

Schmerel said, "That's the best news!"

Then Berel said, "Time for the bad news...you're pitching tomorrow night."




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