Vampire Weekend's Surprising Jewish Stories
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Morty Feigenbaum decided enough was enough -- he was going to join a gym and start getting in shape. He joined an aerobics class and the instructor had everyone lie on their backs with their legs up as if pedaling a bike. After several minutes, Morty suddenly stopped.
"Why did you stop pedaling?" the instructor shouted to Morty.
"I didn't stop," Morty said, wheezing. "I'm going downhill!"
