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August 4, 2019 | by

Little Moishie Rubenstein, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his father that he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So Mr. Rubenstein fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Moishie stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to his father’s bathroom and came out with his toothbrush.

Moishie held it up and said with a charming little smile, "Abba, we better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

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