Driving to the Catskills
A Jewish man and his wife, who is hard of hearing, are driving to the Catskills when they are stopped by a State Trooper and the following exchange ensues.
State Trooper, "Did you know you were speeding?"
Husband, "He asks if knew I was speeding!"
State Trooper, "Let me see your driver's license."
Husband, "He wants to see my driver's license!"
The State Trooper looks at the address and says, "So... you're from the Bronx? I once met THE MOST AWFUL WOMAN there."
Husband, "He says he knows you!"