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July 23, 2009 | by

Danny came home from Hebrew school and he told his parents that he was going to start listening to them more because he had just learned all about the mitzvah of honoring your mother and father.

Impressed, his parents asked him if he had learned anything that might help when dealing with his brothers and sisters. Without missing a beat Danny responds, "Yes -- Thou shalt not kill!"

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