The Bad News Boat

Moishe Goldstein decides that he wants to be a competitive yachtsman so he scrounges together all the money he has and buys himself a sailboat. When he enters his first race, he looks around at all of the new and expensive boats of his competitors and realizes that he needs to do something, so he names his boat the "Bad News."

When the competition asks why he would choose such a strange name, Moishe replies, "Because as everybody knows, bad news travels fast."