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The Israeli Tailor

July 23, 2009 | by

Itzik works in Israel's high tech sector and before a business trip overseas, he takes his trousers to a tailor in Jerusalem named Epstein. But after he returns from him trip, Itzik forgets all about his pants. Years go by, until one day Itzik reaches into a jacket pocket and to his surprise finds the tailor's receipt. He goes straight to the tailor, hands him the receipt and asks, "Epstein, are my pants still here?"

"Yes of course," the tailor replies. "They'll be ready next Tuesday."


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