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If I Were a Rich Man

July 23, 2009 | by

"If I were Rockefeller," sighed the Hebrew teacher from Chelm, "I''d be richer than Bill Gates."

His friend asked, "What do you mean? How could you be richer?"

"I''d do a little teaching on the side."

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