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Male and Female He Created Them
Little Benji was in Hebrew school and was learning all about how God created everything, including humans. He was especially interested when his teacher got to the bit about how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later that day, Benjy's mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill. So she said to him. "Benjy, darling, what's the matter with you?"
Benjy replied, "I have a pain in my side, Mommy. I think I'm going to have a wife."
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