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Doctor's Bills

July 23, 2009 | by Aish.com

An old Jewish man goes to see one of New York's top medical specialists.

"How much do I owe you doctor?" he asks.

"My fee is $5000."

"$5000!" the man exclaims. "That's impossible."

"Fine, in your case," the doctor replies, "I suppose I could make it 3000."

"3000? Ridiculous."

"Well can you afford 1000?"

"A thousand dollars? Who has that kind of money?"

Frustrated, the doctor says, "Just give me $800 and we'll be done with it."

"I can give you 200," says the man. "Take it or leave it.”

"I don't understand you," says the doctor. "Why did you come to one of the most expensive doctors in New York City if you didn't have any money?"

"Listen doctor," says the patient. "When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive."




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