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Get Rich Quick

July 23, 2009 | by

A poor man managed to get an appointment with a wealthy Jewish philanthropist by insisting that he had a foolproof way for the man to make 5 million dollars.

"So let me hear your great idea," said the philanthropist.

"It's very simple," replied the pauper. "I understand that when your daughter gets married you're planning on giving her a dowry of 10 million dollars."

"Nu," said the philanthropist.

"So, I've come to tell you that I'm willing marry her for half the amount!"

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