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No Accident

July 23, 2009 | by

A rabbi crossing the road is suddenly hit by a truck. A passerby immediately calls 911 and attends to the rabbi, waiting for the paramedics to arrive.

He doesn't know what exactly to do, but takes off his coat, covers the rabbi and asks him, "Rabbi, are you comfortable?"

The rabbi musters up the energy to reply, "I'm making a living!"

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