> Jewlarious > Jokes

First Date Small Talk

July 23, 2009 | by

A guy is given instructions from his father for his first date. His father tells him, "If you find that you have run out of things to talk about, always remember the three Fs: 1)family, 2)food, and 3)philosophy

The guy goes and meets the girl and as soon as they see each other they run out of things to say. Remembering his father's wise advice, he employs the three Fs. "So do you have any brothers or sisters," he asks?

"Nope," she responds

The guy moves onto the next "F." "Well, do you like gefilte fish?"

"Nope," she responds again.

Getting exasperated the guy says "Well if you had brothers and sisters -- do you think they would have liked gefilte fish?"

🤯 ⇐ That's you after reading our weekly email.

Our weekly email is chock full of interesting and relevant insights into Jewish history, food, philosophy, current events, holidays and more.
Sign up now. Impress your friends with how much you know.
We will never share your email address and you can unsubscribe in a single click.
linkedin facebook pinterest youtube rss twitter instagram facebook-blank rss-blank linkedin-blank pinterest youtube twitter instagram