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Mr. Applebaum, What Are We Doing?

July 21, 2019 | by

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on 92-year-old Moishe Applebaum who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned Moishe to determine his level of awareness.

Leaning close, one asked, "Mr. Applebaum, do you know what we're doing right now?"

Moishe slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window. "Oh," he replied, "I'd say about 50, maybe 55."

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