Full of It
Shimmy and Rivky Leibowitz were proud parents to a new baby boy – their first. One day, Rivky had to go out to do some errands for the day so Shimmy stayed home to watch baby Moishie.
Soon after Rivky left, baby Moishie started to cry. Shimmy did everything he could think of but baby Moishie wouldn't stop crying.
Finally, Shimmy got so worried he decided to take the baby to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to everything Shimmy had done to get baby Moishie to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area.
When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed very full.
"Here's the problem," the doctor said. "He needs a change."
Shimmy was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!"