Vampire Weekend's Surprising Jewish Stories
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A group of Jewish soldiers in the American military were visiting some of their counterparts in the Israeli army.
"What rank are you?" one of the Israelis asked one of the Americans.
"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."
"Why do you say relieved?"
"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."
