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At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.
Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers: "Yes."
Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Morty: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."
Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."
Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."
Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."