A Whole Lot of Love

Little Mikey Siegel was roughhousing with his dog Nudnick. His mother said to him, "Now, Mikey, I know you love Nudnik, but maybe you are loving him a little too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

Mikey thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like whenever Bubbie is here!"