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Grammar School

March 17, 2019 | by

Little Moishie Goldberg’s new English teacher Mr. Allen was a perfectionist and told his students that he was going to demand the very best of them. So after Moishie handed in his first project, written very poorly, Mr. Allen decided to make an example of Moishie.

"This is the worst essay I have ever had to read," ranted Mr. Allen. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."

"One person didn't," replied Little Moishie defensively. "My father helped me."


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