Murder Mystery Theater in Israel
David and Suzy Silverman were visiting Israel and David decided to take Suzy out to an English murder mystery theater. When they arrived, David presented their tickets to the usher who seated them, but David found that they were too far from the stage.
David whispered to the usher, "This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a nice tip."
The usher moved David and Suzy to the second row, and David tossed the usher a shekel.
The usher looked at the shekel then leaned over to David and whispered, "The wife did it."