Chaim Yankel’s Interview Skills

Chaim Yankel applied for job after being dismissed by his previous employer.

"So tell me, Chaim Yankel," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," Chaim Yankel said modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in a local Jewish magazine, and I just finished my first novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

Chaim Yankel explained brightly, "Oh, that’s what I plan on doing during office hours."